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Frita minimallow

[pepsi1]

Frita yammers on ignoring the stares from the curious patrons at the Legend's Hollow Tavern. Most of what she had said sounded like gibberish and nonsense to everyone but the barkeep who kept serving her drinks on the house to continue her story. Seemingly enchanted with it.

Frita, deliberate and slow with her words to avoid the alcohol slurring them together asks for a nonalcoholic drink. Her eyes burst with flame at the question asked to her when it just so happens this tavern does not carry Coca-Cola.

Angrily she speaks.

F: Is Pepsi Ok? IS PEPSI OK? DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING SAY THAT BASTARD'S NAME NEAR ME. NO THE FUCK HE'S NOT...

She continues into a tirade of judging and belittling every flaw of her brother, downing shot after shot of whiskey and seemingly her anger is slowly replaced with sadness. Anyone who walks into the tavern now would hear her sobbing through her true feelings but barely understandable. Even still, her words carry malice in them. The barkeep no longer enchanted but rather uncomfortable at his inability to stop serving her.

F: Imsposed t'be 'is oldr sis *hic* ter... m' pa'nts *hic* 'usted me t' pr'tect 'im... 'nstead I I I I broke broke.... 'e waz 'ust a child 'at I orchurred... Sum 'uckin' 'ig sis I wuz.

The other patrons yell at the barkeep to cut her off and stop handing her drinks. If they caught his gaze they would see fear in his eyes as he can't refuse her call for another drink. Only one patron remains uninterested in her drunk stupoor, instead writing in a book with a rather metallic hand. But the rest of their appearance suggests normal human features. The book closes and it's title revealed only to Frita, who yells at the owner of it, and the spell over the barkeep lifts.

F: Hey! S'trbrn bstrd. Hither 'ere. 'uck! FUCK FUCK FUCK. I WANT T' TALK

She continues calling out and being ignored. And she reluctantly casts a spell to sober herself up.

F: FUCKING BASTARD WITH THE PROSTHETIC!

That patron is long gone now as her vision starts to clear, her eyes falling towards the entrance to see who was enthralled with the commotion she began.

F: I finally find a way to drink myself to near death and that bastard had to ruin it with his tome. Piece of shit... uhh, what all did I say? I'm starting to blank... I hope that's just the drinking.

(Do you tell her the truth, lie to her, or scold her? This fox made of magic will likely respond in anger with whatever you do but that's just how she's gonna be for the time being.)

[interabsol9162]

Mr. Fluffy Muffins, Caleb, Michael Grimm, Chocolate, Terra, Storm Eye, Ayro, Rya, Solaura, and, Ariel, Salem do not open it.

Frita, Phoenix, Misty, Naque, Stabby, Yinvyr, Vyrin, Sarii, Kaja, Vera, RSE, Michaelangelo, Pep, Peppy, Leia, Sam, Vida, Vlad, and Bee do open it.

Your OC is handed an envelope labeled “do not open.” Do they open it?

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Fuck it, here are all my ocs in one room together

Storm Eye: who are most of these people

Ayro: they come from different universes, except the pokemon. Speaking of, DUCK

*razor sharp leaves whiz buy*

Vera: YOU WHORE FOR A FATHER. STOP MAKING CHILDREN WHO ONLY CAUSE VIOLENCE AND MISERY

Solaura: calm down Vera

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: everyone calm down, no need for violence

Phoenix: it's only the pokemon so far

...

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: nevermind. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU PHOENIX

Phoenix: good luck mr. dies a lot.

Frita: Can I help?

Phoenix: Fuck. Let's kill her

*Caleb is just playing with Pep in the corner of the room*

Stabby: BLADES, I HAVE BLADES FOR SALE!!!

Michael Grimm: Why am I still here?

Salem showing her quintuplet siblings and RSE magic tricks: And boom! Fireworks!

Misty: I should just overrun this place with ants. There is plenty of food for them

Ariel: who are all of you?

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: who are you?

Phoenix: Jesus fucking christ. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. There is a time and place

Yinvyr: oh haha, when did you become the voice of reason?

Phoenix: When pepsi mcfluffymuffins forgot who is own daughter is and she doesn't know shit thanks to fucking magic god Frita.

Frita: ahem. *shuts down phoenix*

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: wait...

Ariel: da d *knocked out by Frita*

Frita: well, this has been fun but uh, I think I ought to take my friends back home. Bye *leaves with Phoenix, Caleb, her quintuplets, Pep, Ariel, and Misty*

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: goddammit I'm stuck here

Ayro: I could help you get out

Mr. FM: not yet. I just need a break.

Ayro: help me calm them down. *points to Vera trying to kill Storm Eye*

Mr. FM: alright. Easy enough to do I suppose.

Storm Eye: I had no control over him!

Vera: But you raised him

Storm Eye: I really wish I did but it was Sarii

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: what's happening?

Solaura: his son fell in love with Vera but was commanded to kill her

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: oh. Huh, I thought it would be worse

Solaura: worse?

Mr Fluffy Muffins: yeah. My family has killed me about 20 times. Mainly my sister. We used to play a game called drop off. She beat 'til I was near dead and left me in the middle of nowhere tundras, deserts, forests, and so on. Fun times

Solaura: ...

Vera: I WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM BUT HE DECIDED TO KILL ME

Storm Eye: At least I don't keep secrets from my kids

Vera: BULLSHIT

Storm Eye: They know who all their siblings are but yours doesn't

Vera: KEEP THAT LUNATIC OUT OF THIS. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE MENTI-

Vivi sticks a crash landing: Oof

Solaura: hey, uh. Can you get that eevee out of here.

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: sure thing *Teleports with RSE*

Vera: ...

Solaura:... I meant running but

Storm Eye: how did that guy teleport?

*Fluffy Muffins comes back*

Mr. FM: alright, he is safe at the nearest city he recognizes. Some place called Fruv-yul

Vera: thank you

Vlad: Get off of me you idiot

Vida: I am I am. Just, five more seconds

Storm Eye: oh this will be great. * he is slapped with a vine*

Terra: Are you ok dad.

Storm Eye: Yeah, but that hurt. Deserved though

Terra: who is she?

Storm Eye: Vera, or her daughter?

Terra: daughter?

Vera: VIDA

Vida: Oh shi- I mean uh, hi. Umm, meet my friend Vlad!

Vlad: Friend, sure. You put everstone in my food and now I'm forever a sunkern at lvl 100. I only use you to move around

Vida: He's a good friend *wrapped with vines*

Vlad: You threatened the lives of your brother, me, Solaura, and everyone in nearby towns.

Mr. FM: now what's happening?

Ayro: Michael, a friend of mine, he was a doctor in a rather bad research lab. Said lab experimented on pokemon like Vida. She um, she held the power of a god which went to her mind. Now she only bears the marks of a fallen angel in your terms thanks to me and Sarii, but her mind still is insane. She thinks she's invincible.

Vida: I could go for a bite

Vera: I didn't say I was hungry I said I was ANGRY. YOU BROKE RSE'S VOCAL CHORDS AND HURT OUR FAMILY.

Vida: whatever, he's still alive and I'm pretty sure that uxie fixed the damage. Where is my little bro anyways

Vera: He is no longer your brother jack ass. You are not a part of my family.

Ayro: well they're distracted tel... Storm Eye already left through the Reverse didn't he.

Mr. FM: the what.

Ayro: Giratina Chocolate's domain. Anyways, I want to watch what unfolds

Mr. FM: same

Vida: I smell a fox?

Vera: there you go again, blabbering nonsense

Vida: better than the same words and rant of monotony you do. No but seriously, a metallic fox with a bit of bird and soda.

Vlad: please end me

Vera: I can't. Even if I wanted to

Vida: That's riiiiight!

Vera: fuck you. Honestly.

Vlad: wait, why not?

Ayro: You've been with her so long and you haven't noticed? Her name used to be Sally until the scientists made her Vida. Her powers were along those with life. For the brief moments you two were separated at the lab she made you immortal. And made herself have the highest regeneration capabilities.

Vlad: IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER LEARNED TO LAND PROPERLY

Vida: *Blep*

Vera: I hate humans. They abused you and your brother but you still decided they were nice, then they go and give you shit you were never meant to have. What kind of umbreon deserves wings and the powers of life.

Vida: hey, so, I have no clue what to say. Can we wrap this up?

Mr. FM: So she is invincible?

Ayro: Not in the slightest. She has to actively think about regeneration. But that is hard to do in combat and when her mind decides to just, let the pain happen. That scarred eye is also a weak spot.

Vida: OH YEAH. So I ripped up my bro's vocal chords, at least I don't take the eye out of my flesh and blood sibling

Vera: I told you that was the fucking humans. You protected RSE by letting that happen

Mr. FM: ok, I have watched enough. I'm going home.

Ayro: See ya

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Tres poemas a la Princesa Leia Organa.

Alicia, disfrazada de Leia Organa Luis Alberto de Cuenca     Si sólo fuera porque a todas horas tu cerebro se funde con el mío; si sólo fuera porque mi vacío lo llenas con tus naves invasoras. Si sólo fuera porque me enamoras a golpe de sonámbulo extravío; si sólo fuera porque en ti confío, princesa de galácticas auroras. Si sólo fuera porque tú me quieres y yo te quiero a ti, y en nada creo que no sea el amor con que me hieres… Pero es que hay, además, esa mirada con que premian tus ojos mi deseo, y tu cuerpo de reina esclavizada. STAR WARS Luis Alberto de Cuenca Hace ya tanto tiempo que no puedo acordarme, pero sé que ocurrió. No sé dónde. En galaxias improbables, difusas. Acaso en mi cerebro tan sólo. No recuerdo ni el tiempo ni el lugar, pero pasó. Las cosas importantes que pasan parecen no pasar. Una chica venía del país de la muerte a jugar en tu sueño contigo: era tu novia, la que se fue de viaje por el cielo, y volvía para no abandonarte nunca más. Sonreía como una aparición surgida de las páginas de una novela gótica y, a la vez, como un hada de los hermanos Grimm. Se hacía llamar Leia en nuestros juegos. Leia Organa, para ser más precisos. Un nombre que sonaba a romance galáctico, a balada espacial, a cantar de gesta del futuro. Un nombre que sabía a chicle americano y a bolsa de patatas fritas en el descanso de una doble sesión de cine, y a caricias desmañadas, y a celos, y a promesas de amor. Hace ya tanto tiempo que no puedo acordarme, pero sé que ocurrió. Y sé que a la princesa Leia irán dirigidas mis últimas palabras cuando la luz se apague, y que repetiré su nombre en mi agonía, como si ella tuviese un nombre, antes de hundirme en la noche total. Princesa Leia, vestida de novia Federico Díaz-Granados     "Y sé que a la princesa Leia irán dirigidas mis últimas palabras cuando la luz se apague, y que repetiré su nombre en mi agonía, como si ella tuviese un nombre, antes de hundirme en la noche total." Luis Alberto de Cuenca Te conocí en las noches de mi infancia. Tenías 18 años y eras una sola mujer: Leia Organa , Senadora y Princesa de este corazón más roto y fragmentado que tu soberana Alderaán. Te perseguí por los viejos de cine de barrio, tuve tus posters en los muros de mi cuarto stickers en mi ventana y repetí de memoria cada una de tus palabras. Tú eras mía  y desde entonces siempre lo has sido Eras la primera, la única y la última de mis mujeres. Algo de ti tiene hoy mi soledad. Algo de tu belleza este rencor y cobardía frente a postales de planetas con dos soles y naves que huyen con aprendices, piratas mercenarios y viejos guerreros. Princesa Leia,  regresas vestida de novia. Por qué ese ademán de tristeza cuando oyes la suite de la Batalla de Yavín Por qué esos gestos si a este amor lo pronuncia un idioma que no nos pertenece Cuántos siglos, cuántas millas y a qué velocidad viajaron tus lágrimas para llegar a este cuerpo. Ante cuál religión te persignas cada día, ante qué rituales inclinas tu cabeza,  pequeña princesa. Ahora que la vejez llega con sus finos deterioros, a esta edad  que es más lenta que la tuya. Ahora que llega con sus polvos en las estanterías yo deseo cantar, pequeña princesa del mismo modo que te amo: igual que una gota de aceite extraviada en el universo más y más lejos de mi muerte. Si de niño jugaba a encontrar tesoros en el centro de la tierra o gigantes criaturas y  grandes minerales en el espacio y pintaba mapas en cuadernos cuadriculados Qué diré de este amor de lápices de colores y papel mantequilla Que nunca tuvo horóscopos, canciones ni peluches. Qué diré de ese amor que pronuncia tu nombre y dibuja tu rostro mientras me recoges una vez más, como ayer, como en el cine matinal, como en los sueños que nunca pude atrapar, como la primera navidad o el último halloween. Me recoges como antes y como hoy, Leia Organa de Alderaán, la primera, la única y la última de mis mujeres y siempre vestida de novia.

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Frita Grimm, once human, once divine. Now just a creature of magic

[pepsi1]

Peepsi: Took you long enough, where were you?

"I think it's still happening but time is weird."

Peepsi: What?

"....................Ignore that. I was just... Just meandering, kinda trespassed but its whatever."

Peepsi: Well I used that time to learn. Look what I can do!

She creates a glowing light that lights the surrounding area like day, revealing two figures getting close

"You could do the same with flint, steel, and wood you know. Instead of magic."

Peepsi: I could but its magic! Genuine magic!

"Anything my sister teaches you is not genuine."

Frita: Your brotherly 'love' is not genuine. You're not even surprised I'm alive.

"Phoenix isn't here. He's only scared of you. Doesn't make me a genius to guess that you were."

Frita: ...He was my biggest threat. I couldn't keep him around waiting for you to show up from your 'business'.

"You should have, he likes seeing me in pain."

Peepsi: Pain

Bis: What do ya mean?

"Ask her, the blue fox. Master of cunning and deceit."

Frita: I'm not the only deceitful one here impostor. You are not my brother.

"You want to know the worst thing? I am your brother. I just don't care."

Frita creates a pyrotechnics show out of his guts and sets him aflame, having him become a fountain of neverending gore and blood for five minutes, keeping him from death. As it settles and he regenerates his body far too quick she speaks with anger in her voice.

Frita: MY BROTHER WOULD NOT STAND TO TAKE THIS TORTURE. HE WOULD NOT LOSE HIS PASSION OR CURIOSITY FOR EVEN THE MOST MUNDANE THINGS ON THIS PLANET. HE WOULD NEVER SEE THE LOGIC IN GIVING UP... HE... HE...

"I did give up."

Frita: ...No... No you didn't. You've convinced yourself that you've given up. You've convinced yourself that your robots stripped you of all pieces that made you, you...

Bis: I'm gonna fucking hurl. That was awful

Peepsi looked away the second Pepsi started bleeding profusely and is horrified

"It was. Her sad act of 'realization' is barely worthy of third place at a kid's talent show."

Bis: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU BEING SO CASUAL ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO YOU.

"Like I told her. I gave up. And Phoenix is capable of much worse so... eh?"

Frita: ...Why?

Pepsi barely acknowledges the whispered question and Peepsi finally gains the courage to speak.

Peepsi: M-m-miss Grimm... Can. Can you not be so violent with him.

Frita dismissively waves her off and grabs Pepsi by the neck and lifts him off the ground

Frita: IF YOU GAVE UP. WHY. WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO WALK AND TALK. WHY ARE YOU NOT JUST SITTING IN THE RUBBLE OF A COLLAPSED CAVE. WHY. WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO TORMENT YOURSELF WITH THE PROSPECT OF CHANGE?

"..."

Bis takes a pot shot at Frita's hand with his shotgun but the shot misses her completely and only startles her to let go of pepsi, now full of shot being healed out of him as he falls to the ground

Bis: Miss Grimm. My friend here made a request and you refused to listen.

Frita: You are on thin fucking ice and if I could hurt humans you'd feel the hell this bastard sibling of mine has gone through.

"You can't harm humans?"

Peepsi: You... You're aware he's been through hell?

Frita: ...I'm fucking leaving. Pepsi, Phoenix has made you a grandpa.

She disappears and branches can be heard snapping until they fade away

"Who are you two again?"

Peepsi: Your kidding, right?

"Time is still being weird to me... Uhhh... You're Pepsi Bismol and He's Peepsi right?"

Peepsi: Other way around. What did she mean Phoenix made you a grandpa?

"Don't care. If he wants to show me his creation then he'll seek me out."

Bis: You're a tad more rude than I remember.

"You'd be too if that bitch was your sister... Alright I guess I should teach you magic now that she's around..."

[pepsi1]

"This is how early you got here?"

Frita: Of course you'd still live... wait. Early?

"You're smart. Yeah, I'm kinda breaking time laws right now. Not like anyone would notice us doing this shit. I just came to ask, what do you remember from when you taught me restoration magic. Specifically how you explained it."

Frita: Why do you need to know this?

"I don't. But you do."

Frita: Why?

"The next time you see me it will be my present day self. Broken and quite literally abstract from how you understand who I am."

Frita: Who says I'm going to seek you out

"You won't. It will just happen regardless if you follow Caleb or not."

Frita: Caleb? ... Your kids still fucking exist!?

"...Just the robots... You can beat the shit out of me all you want next time you see me. I'll take it like a champ. Restoration now though."

Frita: ugh... fine. Creation cannot be fully restored unless you're the creator who knows the full extent of destruction wrought on your creation. What we do is mend that which is visible and obvious as far as we are aware of the destruction that has happened. Otherwise we would end up destroying the failed mending and leave the other worse off than before.

"Alright, cool. By the way, totally not worried about a paradox of meeting myself because I know damn well I'm enjoying some good S and M sex with a 'god' as we speak. Fuck you, love you, going back to my proper time. Just really felt it necessary to make this pit stop before I got there."

Pepsi teleports out of sight as Caleb can be seen exiting the tree line but not yet looking at Frita

Frita: Fucking asshole. What a waste of time travel just to gloat about sex. I'm definitely taking that bastard up on his offer to beat him to a pulp. Ruining my first encounter with him as well deserves much more brutality than I was planning.

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Caleb notices Frita but does not approach her, only watches as she stares into him.

C:// Phoenix will be displeased if I bring her back. But, she is an anomaly he will wish to study. Also. When isn't he in a state of anger. Voice Memo Over.

[pepsi1]

Frita Grimm joins the blog

[pepsi1]

Frita: Bitch stripping me of divinity, not even saying sorry for that excruciating death... Where am I?

She looks around and sees a calm river and lush greenery, behind it is a forest with a tiny cottage.

Frita: ...Home? But... There's others inside. How long have I been dead?

She sits by the river, listening to it with her blue fox-like ears and dipping her similarly colored tail in it as well. In fact, she looks more animalistic than she remembers as she studies her reflection intently. Less human and more... a mix of fox and cat

Frita: Not home... Not me... different place, same space... Same world... different earth. I'm alone...

She continues studying the river with such deep intent that a bird's whistle could startle her.

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Elsewhere

?: I feel guilty about killing her

??: But she was ruthless and power hungry, no?

?: She was... But. I think... I think I want to give her a second chance. Not as a god but she can still use some of her magic.

??: Are you certain you want to do this?

?: No... but what harm can come from it. She won't be living on this world or in this universe. But I won't change what her disappearance caused for the world she lived in.

??: It's your call.

?: ...Welcome back, Ms. Grimm. *a snap is heard*

Frita: I am going to fucking kill... You... What happened to me. Where the hell is my-

?: You have been stripped of your divinity. This is your second and only chance at life. Return where you came from.

Frita: Fuck you. Apologize for- *she disappears*

?: I think she'll be fine. I expected her to be more confused than angry.

??: You will keep tabs on her, right Lady Rya?

Rya: ;3

[pepsi1]

Pepsi wakes up in a field of flowers with a note stapled to his hand.

'you've had a rough life and a week of good luck won't fix it, but you still need it. Enjoy.'

A five course gourmet meal manifests next to him and he eyes it suspiciously while backing away. His good luck does not start until he's convinced to eat the meal. Which will be hard considering he found a tree to hide in. The meal has a note that says 'for Pepsi Grimm' and a barrier of magic preventing anyone else from eating it.

"Who's there? Are you fucking with me Frita? Phoenix? Fuck you whoever you are, I've starved myself over the lifespan of entire universes and don't need any goddamn food now."

his growling stomach says otherwise and each time he glances at the meal it is ever more enticing. In response to this he is clawing out his gut as fast as it can regenerate and biting his tongue hard enough to make it bleed. His blood drowning out the food's smell is the only thing keeping him from lunging at it now.

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Y'know what! I do have an idea for Misty. At first she was just gonna be fully retconned but what if I just bring her back as an ancient vampire who is beyond pissed with the whole Grimm family because she also remembers her life before Frita was erased from reality. But I just gotta give her a slightly different name. Miss Aquafina based character you will come back.

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List of all my characters names excluding 1 intentionally and others by accident

Storm Eye

Teron Ook

Solaura aka Deiek Maluk aka Vyla

Khoshekh

Giratina Chocolate

Arceus Sarii

Arceus Arkael

Giratina Lykra

Azelf Kaja-Vomei

Uxie Ayro

Mesprit Lo-Sera

Yveltal Vylakol

Xerneas Nazalos

Cobalion Kovaya

Resonook Sal Elok/R.S.E

Vera Elok

Terra Ook

Vyrin Ook

Vida

Vlad

Sera

Vivi Ook

Yinvyr Grimm

Phoenix Grimm

Caleb Grimm

Bee Grimm

Rosalina "Frita" Grimm

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Misty Lightheart

Ariel L.G.

Morningstar Lucifer "Paint"

Naque M.E.

Monster E.

Diet Coke

Hazel

Valkyrie

Rya

Google Cat

Inter

Mallow

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Rosaline "Frita" Grimm

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Health: 10/999999999

99 Vigor

-99 Stamina

0 def

20 atk

99 dex

99 magic

99 int

55 wis

0 charisma

+-340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 Deaths

Special Ability: Eternal Resurrection

Hidden Ability: Void Control

Passive Ability: Exponential Regen (50% buff from dex + .1% per 10000 Deaths)

Active Buffs: +15% claws, +60% engineering, +85% all stats above 50, +99% restraint

Self Inflicted Negatives: Starvation -90% Vigor, Muscle Atrophy -101% Stamina, Internal Blood Loss -5% Vigor, Radiation Poisoning -50% Stamina -4% Vigor, Organ Failure -50% Stamina -.5% Vigor

Status: Voidborn*, Monster/Human/Deity hybrid, Stamina Int Overflow, Viruslike in terms of Living/Dead, Blind Omniscient

Reputation: Humans-Partially Negative, Deities-Neutral, Monsters-Extremely Negative, Robots-Mostly Negative, Mythicals-Partially Negative

Alias: Caleb Grimm

Robots: Phoenix, Caleb, Bee

Children: Ariel(Dead), Hope(Nonexistent atm), Yinvyr(Abandoned Universe), Mountain Dew(protostarborn*), All Starborn* across multiverse(includes Peepsi and Pepsi Bismol)

Pets: Bullet(Ran away), Pep(Stolen by Bee)

Relations(only of my ocs): Misty(Vampire, previous wife), Frita Rosalene Grimm(Sister), Diet Coke(Alt universe Pepsi), Rosa(mother, last name not Grimm, dead), Providence(Hidden god of fate), Universe(wip), God(wip)

Voidborn-A creature born from absolute nothing to give way to everything. Creation.

Protostarborn-First generation of gods to be unknowingly created by the mere existence of the voidborn. Chaos.

Starborn-Mortal children unknowingly created by the voidborn, pulled from the void and potential of souls that never existed or were erased from existence. Soul/Love/Hope.

Pepsi Caleb Grimm.